I want a friend that loves Rocky Horror as much as I do, so then we can dress up and do the time warp together. (Taken with instagram)
what we’ve got is
something short of paradise
a little bit less than we might like
i know this ain’t heaven
but it’s close enough for me
i know this ain’t heaven
but it’s as close as I’ll ever be.
- girl at my school: hey what are you listening to?
- me: nirvana. when they were on unplugged.
- her: who?
- me: strike one.
- her: what?
- me: would you care to listen?
- her: sure whatever.
- kurt: TELL ME WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT
- her: ew wtf is this
- me: strike two.
- her: what?
- me: okay, then, if you don't like them, what bands do you like?
- her: uh well i like nicki minaj and drake and lil wayne and...
- me: strike three, you're out.me: *pulls out chainsaw and chops off her head*
- me: cleaning up the world, one incompetent clone at a time.
I can honestly say
That your best friend breaking up with you hurts more then any relationship ever.
Oh my god WHAT?!
“In the late 1990s, he was in talks to star in and produce a series for The Jim Henson Company, The Tim Curry Show. The series was to have included characters created by Henson, but the project never came to fruition.”
— Muppet Wiki - Tim Curry
(Source: hellomynameisanxiety)
- Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
- Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
OMG RUPAUL STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEASON FINALE MEANS SEASON FINALE NOT WE’LL ANNOUNCE IT NEXT WEEEK AAAASSFSDFDSGFDGFHFGHR596U845645
guise. this is my little brother.
I COMMAND YOU ALL TO LOVE HIM
go to 1:15 and be mindblown. This kid is 14 years old.
Cat hugs baby kitten having nightmare
AWEEEEE
- me: opens tumblr
- me: sees pictures of OTP
- me: makes weird noises
- me: rolls off bed
- me: rolls out window
- me: rolls into street
- me: rolls off the earth
- me: floats into space
- me: incinerates in the sun
- me: reblogs post
(Source: josewuzzhere)
